88x31 Button Wall
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88x31 BUTTON WALL
A banner exchange where the banner is the product.
— non-marquee version for accessibility: the wall is empty. First seat: $3. All profits go back into promoting this page.
This is a wall of 88×31 buttons, the ads the old web actually used. Pay $3, upload a GIF, get a seat. Pay more, sit closer to the top-left. Rank is the bid. Nothing else.
Every dollar this page makes is spent putting more eyes on this page. Ads, outbid slots, stupid stunts, whatever works. No salary line. No “we’re raising.” The wall is the company.
WHERE THE MONEY GOES
100% of profits are reinvested into promoting this site. You are not funding a lifestyle. You are buying a brick and a louder loudspeaker.
100% of profits are reinvested into promoting this site. You are not funding a lifestyle. You are buying a brick and a louder loudspeaker.
CLAIM YOUR SEAT » PAY $3 AND NAIL IT TO THE WALL
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Empty slots remaining in this screenshot of history: ∞ — but the good seats cost more every hour.
Total in the bucket: $0.00. All of it goes to more yelling.
